I love funny church signs. Here are my favorite ten. Hope they make you laugh. Or at least give you something to think about.
1. The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic.
2. No SPF needed to spend time with the Son.
3. God recycles. He made you from dust.
4. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
5. Need a lifeguard? Jesus walks on water.
6. Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?
7. Can't sleep? Talk to the shepherd.
8. We have a prophet sharing plan.
9. Jesus said, "I'll be back," long before Arnold did.
10. We are not Dairy Queen, but we do have great Sundays.
There you have it, my top ten list for awesome church signs. I still had a few left over, so here are some bonus ones.
1. Feeling warm? This church is prayer-conditioned.
2. God wants full custody, not just weekend visits.
3. If God is your co-pilot, you need to switch seats.
4. This is your sign to come to church.
5. Church parking only. Violators will be baptized.
6. The best vitamin for a believer is B1.
7. Our sign broke. Come inside for the message.
8. Jesus is our Get-Out-of-Hell-Free card.
If you know of any funny ones that I missed or thought-provoking ones, leave it in the comments. Thank you.
And remember to return next week for another Top Ten Tuesday.
1. The fact that there is a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic.
2. No SPF needed to spend time with the Son.
3. God recycles. He made you from dust.
4. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
5. Need a lifeguard? Jesus walks on water.
6. Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?
7. Can't sleep? Talk to the shepherd.
8. We have a prophet sharing plan.
9. Jesus said, "I'll be back," long before Arnold did.
10. We are not Dairy Queen, but we do have great Sundays.
There you have it, my top ten list for awesome church signs. I still had a few left over, so here are some bonus ones.
1. Feeling warm? This church is prayer-conditioned.
2. God wants full custody, not just weekend visits.
3. If God is your co-pilot, you need to switch seats.
4. This is your sign to come to church.
5. Church parking only. Violators will be baptized.
6. The best vitamin for a believer is B1.
7. Our sign broke. Come inside for the message.
8. Jesus is our Get-Out-of-Hell-Free card.
If you know of any funny ones that I missed or thought-provoking ones, leave it in the comments. Thank you.
And remember to return next week for another Top Ten Tuesday.
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